thedailywhat:

Thinking With Portals of the Day: Most creative use yet of Facebook’s new look. (And Before you say anything, she’s aware of the arm thing and is going to fix it. So chell out.)

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As you get older, you can understand Squidward’s frustration.

*When you start working in retail, you can understand Squidward’s frustration.

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I’m making beer.

This is awesome. 

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Ricky Gervais on being an atheist. (x)

My religious views. Verbatim. 

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We all die. The goal isn’t to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

— Chuck Palahniuk (Diary)

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This is true for most of the people that come into my store…

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Truth

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alloftheextremes:

Nutrition!

Gotta love fruit :)

I need more natural food…….

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alloftheextremes:

lalalalalovethis:

lol it’s so demonic and contagious

Jim……hahaha

Hahahahaaha we need to hang out with her. It would just be so much fun. 

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Today

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nprfreshair:

Jason Segel: “The Muppets don’t get laughs at other people’s expense. It’s part of what I really loved about the Muppets. They don’t even want to destroy their villains. They want to reform their villains.” [complete interview here]

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I’m a really lucky guy.
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